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you win when your ego becomes so powerful it sucks your entire body into your anus thus transporting you to the dimension of flash mastery

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Score: 10
Madness Deers

"Fatbadger rides again"

submission: Madness Deers
date: September 22, 2008

Fucking deer

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Score: 10
Madness Day 2008

"I wet myself"

submission: Madness Day 2008
date: September 21, 2008

Its great to see that people with talent still make collabs and parodies.

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Score: 9
Rwd: 021 Meet'n'fuck

"Very very good"

date: September 20, 2008

Normally I would attack this for being over rated, not being a spam movie in any sense, or whatever popped into my head, but I really liked this. Its about time someone with a huge fan following brings attention to over-rated shit on NG.

In fact I am in the middle of making a Meet'n'Fuck prody myself, yet your approach is very creative.

Sometimes its impossible to hate everything.

September 21, 2008

Author's Response:

"Normally, I would dig hard in my brain to find a reason to give this a bad score"
Bless you.

Thaaanks.

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Score: 10
Favorite Reviews

"The reviews made sense"

submission: Favorite Reviews
date: September 20, 2008

Retards all flock to up their own self esteem. This was honestly the funniest bunch of reviews I have seen in a long time.

The pinacle was when I saw bigfuckenazz in there (If you dont get it, you won't), just to prove how easily played the idiots of NG are. This kind of kicks my idea in the ass though.

September 21, 2008

Author's Response:

yeah, hehe

what idea?

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Score: 10
looney

"Great job guys"

submission: looney
date: September 19, 2008

Just when I thought we would never get this done on time, we were able to pull through.

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Score: 4
PSP Squirrels

"Well lets see..."

submission: PSP Squirrels
date: September 19, 2008

I give you my greatest thanks I have ever given for not making yet another awesome cartoon. (although seeing it in the awesome collection somewhat undermines that). It proves that you are not entirely a sellout riding the second biggest and most guilable section of the Newgrounds population (awesome fans, rivaled by madness fans, and formerly as large as foamy fans), and yet the fact that it has to do with video games almost entirely eradicates any efforts for origional ideas by appealing to THE biggest section of the NG populus, Video Game Nerds.

In and of itself, not a bad cartoon. As always I applaud the use of purely FBF, something that really sets you apart from idiots like Alvin-Earthworm. The humor was somewhat bland, maybe it was some inside joke I could never understand, maybe it was some use of RANDOM HUMOR OMG that I no longer find funny at my stage in life.

Fuck who am I kidding. You will never read this review, and you will never stop being the biggest sellout to date.

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Score: 10
Waterlollies: The Game

"This flash has truely touched me"

date: September 15, 2008

For years I have been emotionally numb. Ever since my dad killed my puppy and raped its corpse, I have doubted I could ever retreive a sense of faith in humanity again. You sir, should head to Iraq, and heal the spirits of countless muslims, because you are such a miracle worker.

September 16, 2008

Author's Response:

Your dad raped a puppy? Sweet.

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Score: 2
Meet'N'Fuck: Road Trip

"Oh dear God"

date: September 13, 2008

For the first time, I decided to watch one of these to see what all the fuss is about. Overall a pretty bland hentai game, not at all unique to the genre. The fact that telling her something like "suck my cock fucking bitch" and about a second she is smiling again is a bit hilarious to me. In fact that sort of gameplay would make more sense if you could only click on the right answer. Why give a false sense of choice when there is only one outcome.

I must say, I am very glad that all the art is drawn rather than pulled from google. at least some effort was put into this. However it wasn't exactly masterful art anyways. It reminded me of anime style, but thankfully not to the point of giant eyeballs and inhuman heads.

Not much effort really went into the making of this flash, and the highlight fvor me was when I told her "we're alone on this road, I'll rape you till you die!!", and she goes back to smiling after here brief response of "oh no".

PS: I am making a parody called "Meet'N'Fuck: My Incontinent Grandpa"

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Score: 10
- No Respect -

"The jokes on you"

submission: - No Respect -
date: September 10, 2008

It was me, your father, who shat in your juicebox.

September 10, 2008

Author's Response:

:(.

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Score: 10
Bitey Does A Dance

"I wonder how"

submission: Bitey Does A Dance
date: September 10, 2008

I wonder why

September 10, 2008

Author's Response:

Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue, blue sky.

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