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you win when your ego becomes so powerful it sucks your entire body into your anus thus transporting you to the dimension of flash mastery
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I must say it just keeps getting better.
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Sean, you just keep getting better and better. I wish I was your bastard son.
To bad Alvin-Earthworm is no longer with us to enjoy this masterpeice.
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hes fukken dogies in hell
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I was walking down the street, and "got hell" popped into my mind. I burst out laughing, and the crackwhores on the street looked at me like I was crazy.
Call me an faggotif you want
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got hell u faggot
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To co-author people after its passed, but of course, there are so many stat-whores on NG it doesn't matter.
Good Shit.
Levon: Good
OrangeBeef: Good
Kavinel: Good
StagBeetle: Good
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"I'v got a keyboard right here"
In my pants
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ohh
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Truly wonderful. Reminds me of the older stuff, but with plenty more variety and origionality.
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I don't really like this one compared to my others but everyone else seems to so whatever
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As much much as Legion of Doom does inherit the Eart, I must wonder, is it already time for people to pretend they are in LoD? Considering that there are only 3 active LoD members, this is kind of retarded. We don't even have coat tails to be riding.
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So my review was deleted because of this process, angry fanboys disagreed and immeadiately flagged my review, then review mods scanned it with a microscope and deleted it for saying that the sprites are not your own origional art. Let me start by saying you did a great job drawing these charcters and animating them.
Now let me paste my old review with all the nasty bits removed.
Let me praise this flash from several angles, and hopefully raise its status in society.
First of all: Sprites. Why God, why must sprites have such a small prescence throughout Newgrounds? Its very hard to draw your own characters, and personally I don't enjoy it. This is why I promote and participate in using sprites throughout my flashes, and to replace any initial effort I would have had to expend. I see you sometimes stray from sprites, which I must deplore. I find 16 bit graphics to be more beautiful than anything a human hand can draw, and why some one would step down from the greatest of medians to expiriment is beyond me.
Lets observe the sense of humor here, most always, the humor is not directed at the concept of a quaintly over-dramatic fight between overplayed and unorigional characters, but rather more OUTRAGEOUS video game humor. This is the kind of stuff that Egoraptor feeds off of, and I may have loved a few years ago, and boy do I sure love it now!! Especially after hearing the same unfunny jokes again and again.
Come to think of it, I have not laughed at a non-video game related item on NG in years. This doesn't mean I don't derive humor from all aspects of video games. I hate Zero Punctuation, but that is because Yahtzee banters on about and actually criticizes the ingenious culture that surround games. He doesn't spout witty game references ("You are almost as shit as Superman 64 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"), or even try and portray himself to satisfy video game lovers. Boy what a fag.
Well enough about what I and any sensible adult find funny, compare it to PowerStar? Sure. There is just as much of a sense that you have an eye for art. You use EVEN MORE techniques and variety in your animation (blur-teleport is so goddamn underused it does not count as a bold technique but a BONUS SECRET UBER POINT). Hell just the fire in the beginning makes this apparent. Of course there is so much more you can, or honestly should try to do, with sprites.
Theres not much I can say about this. This post will now self-destruct.
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I like how this review is the complete opposite of your other one.
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Well you certainly know how to use windows movie maker and MS Paint. Considering that they come default with PC's, this is not a great feat.
I would compare your work to Cereal's, but his shit is funny by reveling in its crappiness. This is just a bland slideshow with poor drawing. I suggest buying flash and hiring an artist, because this formula is not a very pretty one.
Normally I would say "Not to bad for a start" or just plain old "meh", but the score makes me rub my eyes in amazement. I am ever so curious as to how much of a fan following this flash really has. Of course there is the possibility you are just mass upvoting your own shit, but who would be dumb enough to do that?
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Well, you're in luck, i DO have Flash now!'
How about reviewing my movie, instead of comparing me to someone else.
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The art reminds me of Barbie Fairy Princess.
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