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Score: 10
Yotsuba&! Hentai Game

"Why God"

date: October 8, 2008

Is there not more hentai like this?

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Score: 10
Falcon & Snake Adventures

"The best thing ever?"

date: October 8, 2008

I would say so.

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Score: 10
Klown Does A Dance

"I was afraid"

submission: Klown Does A Dance
date: October 8, 2008

For my life

October 8, 2008

Author's Response:

I shat myself making it.

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Score: 10
Sinister Goes To The

"You know what this needs"

date: October 7, 2008

Trippy backgrounds, an elaborate UFO intro, NIN music, and 9 other authors.

October 24, 2008

Author's Response:

no not really

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Score: 10
good train

"Loop movies rock"

submission: good train
date: October 6, 2008

I dont get the point of them. Submit a 002.

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Score: 10
Jungle Cock: The Game

"Forever a favorite"

date: October 6, 2008

I can't believe I haven't reviewed this before, but here we go. And I must admit, with 21,000 views, it sure seems underappreciated to me, with only 900 votes (even my fake hentai has more than that), no collections, no awards, and only 30 reviews. So to contribute to the legacy that is Jungle Cock, Here is my humble attempt to honor a game I find truly hilarious.

Now some people may say "the drawings are crude", "the art style is inconsistant", "the plot makes no sense", "gameplay is stupid", and "you are a racist peice of Shit". I say yes my good sir, and all that is what adds to make this such a fucking amazing game. This game is a mockery of all adventure rpgs, racist sentiments, and the fucking world in general.

It has somewhat of a truly unique gameplay, although when you find that for almost every stage the solution is the "Big Black Cock", the variety of stage types and setups, the dialogue, and inventories is sure to keep one entertained for a good hour.

I must say the endings are definately worth a few playthroughs to earn. The final one (however glitched it may seem to earn) was the FUCKING FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!! Well up there in my top ten at least.

I know the authors of this flash will most definately never read this review. But to the readers of this review: Give this game a chance. Let it into your hearts. Embrace all that is, Jungle Cock.

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Score: 10
hot LESBIAN porno

"LMFAO"

submission: hot LESBIAN porno
date: October 5, 2008

Glad to see the new layout working quite well here.

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Score: 8
FO KK

"Laughing my Ass Off"

submission: FO KK
date: October 5, 2008

The flash itself was terrible, poor gradients, flashing letters, bad music.

It was the message that reached out to me. So what the KK has been dead for over a month? This flash captures the pissed of sentiment that the KK used to produce, and perpetuates it. Its like a time capsule.

Thank you, my friend, for this great bunch of memories.

October 5, 2008

Author's Response:

You know, I dont know before this day, that KK is already Dead :D . Anyway, I really enjoy to do this crap because I hated all KK animations :) I tried to do it in some kind " KK " way and it looks that i done it right. Sorry 4 bad english XP

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Score: 10
James Pond Vs. Bird!!!

"Fucking awesome"

date: October 5, 2008

Sprite movies are shit, and this is a great piece of satire.

October 5, 2008

Author's Response:

ugh, apparently someone's never watched the "super mario bros z" series. plebian!!!

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Score: 10
HANGOVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"In the time this flash was down."

date: October 4, 2008

I raped my little girl, became a drunk, killed my wife, ate a baby, attacked a clown, and raped my dog. Now that it is back up, I plan to straighten out my life, right after one more drink.

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