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you win when your ego becomes so powerful it sucks your entire body into your anus thus transporting you to the dimension of flash mastery
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Is there not more hentai like this?
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I would say so.
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For my life
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I shat myself making it.
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Trippy backgrounds, an elaborate UFO intro, NIN music, and 9 other authors.
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no not really
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I dont get the point of them. Submit a 002.
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I can't believe I haven't reviewed this before, but here we go. And I must admit, with 21,000 views, it sure seems underappreciated to me, with only 900 votes (even my fake hentai has more than that), no collections, no awards, and only 30 reviews. So to contribute to the legacy that is Jungle Cock, Here is my humble attempt to honor a game I find truly hilarious.
Now some people may say "the drawings are crude", "the art style is inconsistant", "the plot makes no sense", "gameplay is stupid", and "you are a racist peice of Shit". I say yes my good sir, and all that is what adds to make this such a fucking amazing game. This game is a mockery of all adventure rpgs, racist sentiments, and the fucking world in general.
It has somewhat of a truly unique gameplay, although when you find that for almost every stage the solution is the "Big Black Cock", the variety of stage types and setups, the dialogue, and inventories is sure to keep one entertained for a good hour.
I must say the endings are definately worth a few playthroughs to earn. The final one (however glitched it may seem to earn) was the FUCKING FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!! Well up there in my top ten at least.
I know the authors of this flash will most definately never read this review. But to the readers of this review: Give this game a chance. Let it into your hearts. Embrace all that is, Jungle Cock.
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Glad to see the new layout working quite well here.
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The flash itself was terrible, poor gradients, flashing letters, bad music.
It was the message that reached out to me. So what the KK has been dead for over a month? This flash captures the pissed of sentiment that the KK used to produce, and perpetuates it. Its like a time capsule.
Thank you, my friend, for this great bunch of memories.
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You know, I dont know before this day, that KK is already Dead :D . Anyway, I really enjoy to do this crap because I hated all KK animations :) I tried to do it in some kind " KK " way and it looks that i done it right. Sorry 4 bad english XP
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Sprite movies are shit, and this is a great piece of satire.
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ugh, apparently someone's never watched the "super mario bros z" series. plebian!!!
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"In the time this flash was down."
I raped my little girl, became a drunk, killed my wife, ate a baby, attacked a clown, and raped my dog. Now that it is back up, I plan to straighten out my life, right after one more drink.
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