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I can pretty much submit anything and it will pass, because of the incredibly low standards on NG. Really the only challenge is to summon the effort to submit a one frame flash.

Anyways I am working a nice expirimental music video about the destruction of NG as a place for artists. I spent all my ranting mojo on Notorius' post, so here are the three things that have raped, killed, and left this site for dead:
Unorigionality, Selling Out, And Just Plain Retardation.

Also DAMNIT DEADDUCK, GET ON MSN SO I CAN GET A GOOD PHOTSHOP KEYGEN

Updated: 10/05/08 2:48 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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14 Comments

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:02 PM mikew114 says:

BUT I LIKE RETARDATION!!!

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:11 PM DaVeB0T responds:

You are retarded.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:04 PM ChewToy says:

So.... How's college in Chernobyl?

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:11 PM DaVeB0T responds:

The babies are all deformed, I eat them for fun.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:21 PM ChewToy says:

Just remember, every time you eat a deformed baby, another deformed baby dies.

Oct. 5, 2008 | 12:45 AM DaVeB0T responds:

there are plenty on Ng

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:54 PM ChewToy says:

Uh oh, guess I'm the reason the portal fell.

Oct. 5, 2008 | 12:46 AM DaVeB0T responds:

I guess so

Oct. 5, 2008 | 12:17 AM MAYORMCHEESE says:

good news for me!!!

(btw what does that cat thing in the middle represent)

(ps your art is nic!!!)

Oct. 5, 2008 | 12:45 AM DaVeB0T responds:

Its meant to be a crude representation of Foamy, the king of selling out.
Thanks man, this was made before I got my Wacom, and you can see the base in "Grinding my dick" and "Sucking a pale dick"

Updated: Oct. 5, 2008, 12:50 AM

Oct. 5, 2008 | 1:43 AM Burning-Wookie says:

Looking forward to your video about how you view NG.

Oct. 5, 2008 | 2:35 AM DaVeB0T responds:

Its bleak yet fast paced and seizure inducing

Oct. 5, 2008 | 2:25 AM CuteAndFuzzy says:

,.,.

Oct. 5, 2008 | 2:35 AM DaVeB0T responds:

double nigger

Oct. 5, 2008 | 7:24 AM arceus1 says:

Retard. Alvin isn't dead you moron!

Oct. 5, 2008 | 3:32 PM DaVeB0T responds:

Yes he is.

Oct. 5, 2008 | 8:36 AM Yoshio says:

sounds like it'll be wicked sweet

also the way your representing those things is brilliant

Oct. 5, 2008 | 3:32 PM DaVeB0T responds:

:).

Oct. 5, 2008 | 4:57 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

im looking at alvin's dead body right now!!! :'[

Oct. 5, 2008 | 5:24 PM DaVeB0T responds:

Im taking a shit on it

Oct. 5, 2008 | 6:45 PM Orangebeef says:

WTF is with your recent flash submissions WTF

Oct. 5, 2008 | 7:14 PM DaVeB0T responds:

I love the new co-author system

Oct. 5, 2008 | 11:35 PM LeafLock says:

another, and i'm sure related, trend i have noticed lately is the steady incline in the average scores of the top 50. a year ago, not one of them hand a score much higher than 4.30, and today there isn't one lower than 4.34. And if you take the time to watch the flash, then u quickly see that none of the quality on any of them has gone up, with the possible exception of Adam Phillips. when i see this i tend to think that maybe people are forgetting where we as newgrounders come from. i've always thought that Tom and the rest should put a "random submission" button somewhere so that old flashes can stay in circulation, and people don't end up watching the same filth over and over.

Oct. 6, 2008 | 12:37 AM DaVeB0T responds:

Yea, although that seems copy pasted, yes I have noticed that trend and I call it Score inflation. Scores have become more and more pointless and blown out of proportion, with fan bases holding all the sway.

Oct. 6, 2008 | 12:31 AM planetsam801 says:

Your right. Shit passes.

Oct. 6, 2008 | 12:35 AM DaVeB0T responds:

Easily. Like NG has a very loose sphincter and explosive diarrhea.

Oct. 6, 2008 | 3:58 PM LeafLock says:

lol, it's not copy pasted, you just brought up an interesting point. and on the rare occasion my interests have been piqued, i myself like to put a little more thought into my comments than on the average day.