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In addition to the pain I am feeling Sean Joystick is griefing over having the death of his brother, THE REAL ALVIN-EARTHWORM, being made fun of. Whoever had the nerve to submit such an attrocity is a true bastard.

Also my internet crapped out for a day or two, but I am submitting them tonight.

Lmao I got portal banned for that shitty Jonbro Biography. Remember people, its ok to call people fags in reviews, PM's, BBS posts, and blog posts, but in the flash portal, that sort of conduct is just unacceptable.

Updated: 10/03/08 8:14 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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27 Comments

Oct. 1, 2008 | 3:49 AM BetaOrionis says:

I share your sentiments. It was very poorly stylized with relation to the previous installments. I was pleased with the plot direction and complexity, but the jokes hurt. They stung like a frozen rain upon my bare, shaven ballsack.

Oct. 1, 2008 | 4:10 AM DaVeB0T responds:

I prefered to go into this series without watching the previous installments, and boy did I get ass fucked.

Oct. 1, 2008 | 3:51 AM Joeypwnsjoo says:

It's got nice effects but once you look past the bells and whistles you get another shitty overly tweened sprite movie with 4chan jokes and unoriginal plot.

Although I'm guilty of being unoriginal myself. :(

Oct. 1, 2008 | 4:11 AM DaVeB0T responds:

Every sprite movie I see is the same, but this one stuck out in its crapiness.

Oct. 1, 2008 | 4:31 AM planetsam801 says:

WTF iz SMBZ?

Oct. 1, 2008 | 4:35 AM DaVeB0T responds:

lma

Oct. 1, 2008 | 4:37 AM planetsam801 says:

No, srsly, what is it?

Oct. 1, 2008 | 5:06 AM MAYORMCHEESE says:

yeah i just watched it too

i mean he really is impressive with his work and all and the action scenes are purdy but i just really dont care enough to ultimately enjoy it

the 8-bit part was neat for a minute but then the dialouge came on and that koopa faggot with the mustache made that year-long speech and i realized that sonic sprite came from the master system game etc etc etc

in the end id leave a review about as long (if not, at least half) as your's was but itll probably end us as wasted effort and ill get banned by malachy for 30 years

also i gave a giggle at that weegee joke in the movie. i feel like an awful person.

Oct. 1, 2008 | 5:36 AM DaVeB0T responds:

Yea
The trick is to make the review follow all the guidelines yet still piss plenty of people off.

Updated: Oct. 1, 2008, 5:44 AM

Oct. 1, 2008 | 5:08 AM MAYORMCHEESE says:

but the good part is that it got submitted like right when i was browsing the portal and i got an early protection point!!! :]

Oct. 1, 2008 | 5:37 AM DaVeB0T responds:

I lol'd when the score was 3.4 as it passed judgement, because me and Kav were mass downvoting it

Oct. 1, 2008 | 6:18 AM ChemicalVengence says:

wow that was a great review....I could only stand a minute or two of the movie but I get what you're saying.....why make stuff THAT LONG? He better be getting paid for that....srly, the ppl who WATCH IT the whole way through should get paid.....also, I might make some SMBZ 8's too, I dont feel inspired enough to make anything overly Mario related, but perhaps movies that are still titled as such to prevent him from making them the title of the new one.....srly 16 months for that????

Oct. 1, 2008 | 6:22 AM DaVeB0T responds:

It doesnt have to be realated to mario in any way, it justr has to steal the title, or a varient thereof. But yeah, I honestly should have been payed for watching it.

Oct. 1, 2008 | 4:16 PM Nmtrl says:

I also enjoyed your review. It was quite thorough. And I agree - a "gift" should be created for Alvin. A return gift of sorts. ^_~

Oct. 3, 2008 | 1:45 PM DaVeB0T responds:

A rusty nail covered dildo

Oct. 1, 2008 | 6:44 PM The-DeadDuck says:

I went trough 19 pages of reviews, and I don't think I saw any with score below 10 that wasn't marked unhelpful. So much for "objectivity" of general public, heh

anyway, I'll send some smbz 8 shit later to steal titles

Oct. 3, 2008 | 1:44 PM DaVeB0T responds:

As long as you have the same opinion as me, its ok.

Oct. 1, 2008 | 8:38 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

its funny when the movie was under judgement i saw the title and was like "heh, cute. wonder who did this". Then i rolled my mouse over the usernames and i was like "!!!"

Oct. 3, 2008 | 1:40 PM DaVeB0T responds:

"NOOOOO GOD WHY" is what crossed my mind.

Oct. 1, 2008 | 8:38 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

actually its not funny. why the fuck do i keep saying that.

Oct. 3, 2008 | 1:44 PM DaVeB0T responds:

funni fart jokes.

Oct. 1, 2008 | 8:39 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

i dont have class until 8 PM so i went all the way back home and took a short nap. i feel like ive been dead for five years. college sucks sometimes

Oct. 3, 2008 | 1:44 PM DaVeB0T responds:

yea
I miss my little kitty.

Oct. 1, 2008 | 8:56 PM iscrulz says:

I thought fatbadger, stagbeetle, kavinel, paddy, or sintron made SMBZ7 all ready. So it should be SMBZ 8.
I think every popular video game title with awesome in it should be stolen.

Oct. 3, 2008 | 1:43 PM DaVeB0T responds:

Awesomesurf
Call of Awesome
Awesomenauts
I like this idea

Oct. 1, 2008 | 9:43 PM Nmtrl says:

All variations of the title should be taken. Uppercase, lowercase, ect. Otherwise the cartoon using that title will still be put out.

Oct. 3, 2008 | 1:42 PM DaVeB0T responds:

Definately

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Oct. 3, 2008 | 1:41 PM DaVeB0T responds:

Thank you

Oct. 3, 2008 | 7:59 AM Yoshio says:

to be honest I'd probably wind up giving it a 6 out of 10 if I reviewed it

is that too generous?

it was a neat movie but alot of the 'humor' was shit

Oct. 3, 2008 | 1:41 PM DaVeB0T responds:

My review was balanced in on public opinion and the creator's over-confidence.

Oct. 3, 2008 | 7:44 PM JohnnyDamon says:

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Oct. 3, 2008 | 8:07 PM DaVeB0T responds:

I GET STUPIFIED

Oct. 3, 2008 | 8:22 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

die in a fire you fucking faggot

People found this review *Helpful* !

Oct. 3, 2008 | 8:27 PM DaVeB0T responds:

That's newgrounds

Oct. 4, 2008 | 1:11 AM CuteAndFuzzy says:

ass hass

lmfa

Oct. 4, 2008 | 1:14 AM DaVeB0T responds:

Review the one with more reviews.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 1:14 AM CuteAndFuzzy says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WaCMt cLYFk

lolol thats the same kid that left that review

i hope this is a troll alt i am ignorant of

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:01 PM DaVeB0T responds:

People are idiots

Oct. 4, 2008 | 8:26 AM Death619 says:

die in a fire you fucking faggot

People found this comment *Helpful* !

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:01 PM DaVeB0T responds:

We could all use a nice death in a fire

Oct. 4, 2008 | 10:00 AM Shi-Gu says:

You know you suck right?
It's good to know right?
Well, why doing stupid parodies, well, not even parodies, crap insultin a succesful series? what's the point on doing that huh?
I know, you are a bad animator without life and Alvin-Earthworm as you know is talented, and popular in this place so you just wanna hide the shit you are by uploading crap to the portal like a stupid animator with no talents.
Please stop doing those crappy animations and start doing something for real, we all know you can become a good animator, maybe get front page one of this days, but believe me, you will never reach anything like this.
Thnks about it, also, I'm not looking forward for your responce, I know it will be shit

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:02 PM DaVeB0T responds:

Blah blah blah

Oct. 4, 2008 | 10:48 AM arceus1 says:

Stop putting fake SMBZ videos on here you faker!

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:01 PM DaVeB0T responds:

Lets make a collab. You write the script.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 6:12 PM arceus1 says:

Screw you queer! What has Alvin ever done to you!?

Oct. 4, 2008 | 7:45 PM DaVeB0T responds:

He died after commiting suicide, THAT IS NOT THE REAL MARK HAYNES!!!!

Oct. 4, 2008 | 6:24 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

what about the other chipmunks. why does alvin get all the credit. stupid b*stard!!!